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Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do some men like older women?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Still no good.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
So they tried
No way
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